Orders: If you say Dinosaur Coffee five times fast in front of a mirror and then come here and buy stuff from us, your stuff will show up right at your door in 3-5 business days. Thanks USPS!

Returns: We accept returns, but please know that there are fees on fees that Shopify charges us so we'd rather you not buy something unless you're absolutely darn tootin' sure.

Contact: Please email mail@dinosaurcoffee.com if you have with any issues with your order and reference your order number in subjectline.

We're a small operation so a.) please be nice and 2.) we'll respond as quickly as our human minds and bodies will allow.

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